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I don't date guys below 6ft

This is a single-panel drawn meme in the popular muscular Chad meme format. It features two bearded muscular men: the shorter man on the left is labeled as 5 feet 9 inches tall. A partially visible person standing between the two men says they don't date guys below 6ft, rejecting the shorter man for not meeting the height requirement. The taller man on the right (who meets the height requirement) responds that he is going to have aggressive anal sex with the shorter 5'9 man, which completely subverts expectations: instead of the taller man getting the date, he wants the rejected shorter man, creating a crude humorous punchline that mocks strict height preferences in dating.
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I'm 5'9"
sorry, I don't date guys below 6ft
I'm going to fucking rail that guy's ass

Overview

This is a single-panel drawn meme in the popular muscular Chad meme format. It features two bearded muscular men: the shorter man on the left is labeled as 5 feet 9 inches tall. A partially visible person standing between the two men says they don't date guys below 6ft, rejecting the shorter man for not meeting the height requirement. The taller man on the right (who meets the height requirement) responds that he is going to have aggressive anal sex with the shorter 5'9 man, which completely subverts expectations: instead of the taller man getting the date, he wants the rejected shorter man, creating a crude humorous punchline that mocks strict height preferences in dating.

Origin notes

This meme originates from Reddit, where it was originally posted with the title 'i thought this would be more interesting'. It is a derivative work based on the popular viral Chad Wojak meme format, commonly used for humorous, expectation-subverting joke formats online.

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