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Absurd Advice Mix-Up Comic

A two-panel edited comic originally from wikiHow. The top panel shows a man advising a woman, saying, 'Tell her, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10."' The bottom panel, in a humorous twist, shows the same man giving absurd advice: 'Urinate on a skeleton.' The comic uses the original wikiHow art style but replaces the instructional content with nonsensical advice for comedic effect.
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Tell her, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10."
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Urinate on a skeleton

Overview

A two-panel edited comic originally from wikiHow. The top panel shows a man advising a woman, saying, 'Tell her, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10."' The bottom panel, in a humorous twist, shows the same man giving absurd advice: 'Urinate on a skeleton.' The comic uses the original wikiHow art style but replaces the instructional content with nonsensical advice for comedic effect.

Origin notes

The image is a remix of wikiHow's instructional comics, which typically provide step-by-step guides. Here, the original dialogue has been edited to replace practical advice with absurd suggestions, creating a humorous contrast. The 'wikiHow' watermark in the top panel indicates the source material. Such edits are common on meme platforms to create funny or nonsensical content from instructional media.

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