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Absolute Legends: Argentina vs Cape Verde John Cinema Reaction Meme

This meme consists of two vertically stacked sections. The top section is a football match scoreboard displaying the final result of an international game between FIFA #1 ranked Argentina and FIFA #67 ranked Cape Verde, which ended 3-2 for Argentina after extra time. Listed goals include Messi scoring for Argentina at 29 minutes, L. Martínez at 92 minutes, and an own goal by Borges at 111 minutes, while D. Duarte scored for Cape Verde at 59 minutes and S. Cabral at 103 minutes. The bottom section features a black and white profile photo of famous film director Martin Scorsese, who is intentionally mislabeled as "John Cinema" as part of a popular running internet joke, paired with the shocked profane quote "HOLY FUCK". This reaction jokes at how unexpectedly dramatic and close the match was, given the massive gap in FIFA rankings between the two teams.
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Argentina 3-2 Cape Verde after extra time, "HOLY FUCK" - John Cinema

Overview

This meme consists of two vertically stacked sections. The top section is a football match scoreboard displaying the final result of an international game between FIFA #1 ranked Argentina and FIFA #67 ranked Cape Verde, which ended 3-2 for Argentina after extra time. Listed goals include Messi scoring for Argentina at 29 minutes, L. Martínez at 92 minutes, and an own goal by Borges at 111 minutes, while D. Duarte scored for Cape Verde at 59 minutes and S. Cabral at 103 minutes. The bottom section features a black and white profile photo of famous film director Martin Scorsese, who is intentionally mislabeled as "John Cinema" as part of a popular running internet joke, paired with the shocked profane quote "HOLY FUCK". This reaction jokes at how unexpectedly dramatic and close the match was, given the massive gap in FIFA rankings between the two teams.

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This meme was sourced from the Reddit Meme subreddit via RSS feed, with the original submission title being "Absolute Legends". It combines the official score graphic from the real March 2024 international friendly match between Argentina and Cape Verde with the widely circulated "John Cinema" reaction meme format. The "John Cinema" meme intentionally misidentifies director Martin Scorsese as a joke, used to express extreme impressed shock at events that feel as dramatic and exciting as a cinematic production, applied here to highlight how surprisingly competitive the low-ranked Cape Verde team was against reigning world champion Argentina.

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