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Dishonest Customer Gets Brutal Clapback To His Fake Negative Massage Parlor Review

This image is a screenshot of an exchange in a public online review section. A customer left a 1-star review complaining he paid for a 30-minute massage session, left after only 10 minutes, received no massage, got low quality service, called it a total waste of money, and said he would never return. The verified business owner then replied, revealing the service is actually sexual in nature, not a legitimate massage service: they inform clients they can have sex once per 30-minute booking, and twice per 45-minute booking. The owner states it is not the staff's fault that the customer orgasmed in under one minute, suggests 15-minute bookings are more appropriate for customers like him, and closes with a polite thank you. The humor comes from the customer attempting to lie about the service to leave a negative review, only to be publicly humiliated when the owner exposes his premature ejaculation and the real nature of the business he patronized.
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1-star customer review: Totally waste of money paid for half an hour but got out of the room after about 10 minutes literally. No massage , low quality service. Never gonna visit again
Verified business reply: Hi, You were advised you can have sex once in half an hour booking and twice in 45 minutes booking. Is not the girls fault if you came in less than one minute. 15 min bookings is more suitable for customers like yourself. Thank you

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Public review exchange revealing a customer lied about a bad massage experience to cover up his premature ejaculation at an adult service provider

Overview

This image is a screenshot of an exchange in a public online review section. A customer left a 1-star review complaining he paid for a 30-minute massage session, left after only 10 minutes, received no massage, got low quality service, called it a total waste of money, and said he would never return. The verified business owner then replied, revealing the service is actually sexual in nature, not a legitimate massage service: they inform clients they can have sex once per 30-minute booking, and twice per 45-minute booking. The owner states it is not the staff's fault that the customer orgasmed in under one minute, suggests 15-minute bookings are more appropriate for customers like him, and closes with a polite thank you. The humor comes from the customer attempting to lie about the service to leave a negative review, only to be publicly humiliated when the owner exposes his premature ejaculation and the real nature of the business he patronized.

Origin notes

This meme originates from 9Gag, where it was posted under the original title "Some reviews hit different". It is a screenshot of real public reviews for an adult service provider misrepresented as a massage parlor, and it circulated widely online as a viral example of a perfectly snarky response to a dishonest negative review.

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