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Biblically Accurate Picture of President of America

This ironic meme uses the popular 'biblically accurate' meme format to joke about American political culture. At the top, text reads 'BIBLICALLY ACCURATE PICTURE OF PRESIDENT OF AMERICA', and below is a classic traditional oil painting of Jesus Christ in his iconic blessing pose. The joke plays on the tendency within American civic religion and many conservative Christian political circles to treat the U.S. presidency with an almost divine, messianic level of reverence, so a 'biblically accurate' depiction of the president humorously turns out to be Jesus himself.
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BIBLICALLY ACCURATE PICTURE OF PRESIDENT OF AMERICA

Overview

This ironic meme uses the popular 'biblically accurate' meme format to joke about American political culture. At the top, text reads 'BIBLICALLY ACCURATE PICTURE OF PRESIDENT OF AMERICA', and below is a classic traditional oil painting of Jesus Christ in his iconic blessing pose. The joke plays on the tendency within American civic religion and many conservative Christian political circles to treat the U.S. presidency with an almost divine, messianic level of reverence, so a 'biblically accurate' depiction of the president humorously turns out to be Jesus himself.

Origin notes

This meme originated on Reddit as a political meme, per the given source information, and has been reposted across multiple general meme platforms. It uses an existing public domain traditional painting of Jesus Christ, with top text added to create the satirical joke, and follows the popular 'biblically accurate' meme trend that uses the phrase for ironic, unexpected humor.

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