The Bureaucrat Custom Chess Piece Joke Meme
The Bureaucrat. It can move to any unoccupied position on the board, but cannot capture pieces. It's just there to get in the way and slow things down.
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You can add one more chess piece to the board. How does it move and what is it called?
Overview
The meme overlays a screenshot of a Reddit discussion thread on top of a still of Patrick Bateman (played by Christian Bale) from the film American Psycho, who wears a smug, amused expression. The original Reddit post asks users to invent a new chess piece, detailing its name and movement rules. The top-voted comment introduces 'The Bureaucrat', a piece that can move to any unoccupied square on the board but cannot capture other pieces, only existing to block paths and slow down gameplay. This is a satirical joke referencing how real-world bureaucratic processes and roles often create unnecessary obstacles and slow progress without providing meaningful contributions.
Origin notes
This meme is a remix combining two widely used elements: the popular Patrick Bateman smug reaction template from the 2000 film American Psycho, and a screenshot of a viral Reddit discussion thread about inventing new chess pieces. It was sourced from an RSS feed of the X.com (formerly Twitter) account @meme.jpg, where it was shared as a relatable satirical meme about bureaucratic inefficiency.