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Cat Bite 'Get Shot' Pun Meme

This is a screenshot of a viral Reddit interaction. An anonymous user posts a photo showing small red cat bite marks on their skin, with the post title asking "Got bitten by a cat should i get shot?", referring to whether they need to get a rabies or tetanus vaccine shot. The top upvoted comment from user cybot2001 makes a dark humorous pun playing on the double meaning of "get shot": the comment jokes as if the poster is asking if they should be euthanized (shot) like an injured horse, replying "Sir, you are not a horse, we have antibiotics".
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Got bitten by a cat should i get shot?

Overview

This is a screenshot of a viral Reddit interaction. An anonymous user posts a photo showing small red cat bite marks on their skin, with the post title asking "Got bitten by a cat should i get shot?", referring to whether they need to get a rabies or tetanus vaccine shot. The top upvoted comment from user cybot2001 makes a dark humorous pun playing on the double meaning of "get shot": the comment jokes as if the poster is asking if they should be euthanized (shot) like an injured horse, replying "Sir, you are not a horse, we have antibiotics".

Origin notes

This meme originates from Reddit, confirmed by the provided RSS source from the Reddit:Meme subreddit. It features a real, unedited user interaction where the unexpected pun comment went viral for its humorous wordplay, and it is shared as a relatable joke about minor pet-related injuries and common casual online advice forum interactions.

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