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Choose a side: Spider-Man money vs Batman's powers

This meme parodies the iconic red pill/blue pill choice scene from *The Matrix*. The character Morpheus stands centered against a solid black background, wearing his signature dark coat and sunglasses. Text above him reads "choose a side:". He holds out a white gloved hand on each side: the left hand holds a red pill, with the text "have spider man money" above it and a small cutout of Spider-Man posed below the hand. The right hand holds a blue pill, with the text "have Batman's powers" above it and a small cutout of Batman posed below the hand. The joke relies on common superhero tropes: Batman is famously very wealthy but has no superpowers, while Spider-Man has superpowers but is portrayed as working-class/poor, so the choices intentionally flip the typical desired tradeoff between money and powers for humorous effect.
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A humorous flipped choice between having Spider-Man's money or Batman's powers, presented via a parody of the Matrix pill choice scene

Overview

This meme parodies the iconic red pill/blue pill choice scene from The Matrix. The character Morpheus stands centered against a solid black background, wearing his signature dark coat and sunglasses. Text above him reads "choose a side:". He holds out a white gloved hand on each side: the left hand holds a red pill, with the text "have spider man money" above it and a small cutout of Spider-Man posed below the hand. The right hand holds a blue pill, with the text "have Batman's powers" above it and a small cutout of Batman posed below the hand. The joke relies on common superhero tropes: Batman is famously very wealthy but has no superpowers, while Spider-Man has superpowers but is portrayed as working-class/poor, so the choices intentionally flip the typical desired tradeoff between money and powers for humorous effect.

Origin notes

This meme is sourced from 9Gag as an RSS feed entry, with the original posted title "Choose a side". It is a remixed version of the widely popular Matrix red pill/blue pill choice meme template, modified to add a superhero-themed humorous twist by referencing Marvel's Spider-Man and DC's Batman.

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