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Bill Clinton Turkey Gastrointestinal Relations Meme

A meme featuring a photograph of former US President Bill Clinton standing outside the White House with two other men, holding a turkey. The image has an added text overlay that parodies Clinton's famous quote from the Monica Lewinsky scandal, changing it to: 'I did not have gastrointestinal relations with that Turkey'. The humor comes from the wordplay replacing 'sexual relations' with 'gastrointestinal relations' in reference to the turkey.
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I did not have gastrointestinal relations with that Turkey

Overview

A meme featuring a photograph of former US President Bill Clinton standing outside the White House with two other men, holding a turkey. The image has an added text overlay that parodies Clinton's famous quote from the Monica Lewinsky scandal, changing it to: 'I did not have gastrointestinal relations with that Turkey'. The humor comes from the wordplay replacing 'sexual relations' with 'gastrointestinal relations' in reference to the turkey.

Origin notes

The original photograph appears to be from an official White House turkey pardon ceremony, a traditional Thanksgiving event where US presidents 'pardon' a turkey from being eaten. The image has been edited with humorous text to create a political meme referencing Bill Clinton's impeachment scandal.

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