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College Teens Get Fucked Hard Student Loan Joke

This is a 4-panel Cyanide and Happiness webcomic that uses a double meaning for a dark satirical joke about student debt. The first panel shows a clickbait online ad that reads "CLICK HERE TO WATCH COLLEGE TEENS GET FUCKED HARD", which audiences will initially assume is a pornographic advertisement. The second panel shows a man smiling and clicking the ad at his desk. The third panel reveals the literal, unexpected punchline: the content is an approval for a 7.08% interest student loan for a college student, meaning the teen is actually being screwed (fucked) over by high-interest debt, fulfilling the clickbait headline in a completely different way. The fourth panel shows the man still smiling at his monitor after clicking.
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CLICK HERE TO WATCH COLLEGE TEENS GET FUCKED HARD
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YOUR STUDENT LOAN IS APPROVED, YOUR INTEREST IS AT 7.08 PERCENT.

Overview

This is a 4-panel Cyanide and Happiness webcomic that uses a double meaning for a dark satirical joke about student debt. The first panel shows a clickbait online ad that reads "CLICK HERE TO WATCH COLLEGE TEENS GET FUCKED HARD", which audiences will initially assume is a pornographic advertisement. The second panel shows a man smiling and clicking the ad at his desk. The third panel reveals the literal, unexpected punchline: the content is an approval for a 7.08% interest student loan for a college student, meaning the teen is actually being screwed (fucked) over by high-interest debt, fulfilling the clickbait headline in a completely different way. The fourth panel shows the man still smiling at his monitor after clicking.

Origin notes

This comic is an original work from the popular webcomic series Cyanide and Happiness, published by Explosm. This image is a mobile screenshot of the comic that was reposted as a meme on Reddit, as noted in the source information.

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