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Dad and Buried's Sarcastic Take on Marriage and Kids

A screenshot of a Twitter/X post by user "Dad and Buried" (@DadandBuried) featuring a humorous and sarcastic take on marriage and parenthood. The tweet text reads: "Get married and have kids so instead of literally doing whatever you want all the time you can be forced to schedule every waking moment of your existence around ungrateful banshees who refuse to nap and won’t stop eating your potato chips." The profile picture shows a person holding a child near a pool.
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Get married and have kids so instead of literally doing whatever you want all the time you can be forced to schedule every waking moment of your existence around ungrateful banshees who refuse to nap and won’t stop eating your potato chips.

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A screenshot of a Twitter/X post by user "Dad and Buried" (@DadandBuried) featuring a humorous and sarcastic take on marriage and parenthood. The tweet text reads: "Get married and have kids so instead of literally doing whatever you want all the time you can be forced to schedule every waking moment of your existence around ungrateful banshees who refuse to nap and won’t stop eating your potato chips." The profile picture shows a person holding a child near a pool.

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The image is a screenshot of an original tweet from the Twitter/X account "Dad and Buried" (@DadandBuried), which is known for parenting humor. There is no indication of editing or remixing; it appears to be a direct screenshot of the tweet.

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