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Dad Roasts Daughter After Her 4th Divorce In Family Group Chat

This meme consists of a screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) post paired with a family group chat screenshot. The top introductory text reads: 'My sister got her 4th divorce today and my dad crashing out in the family group chat'. The group chat has 6 members: first, the poster's sister (saved as 'Sissy' with a heart emoji) sends a message saying 'I just divorced him' paired with a playful woozy emoji. Their dad replies with a harsh, darkly humorous insult: 'You're like the first slice of bread in the bag: Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you'. Below the chat screenshot, the original X poster Evil Giuseppe adds his own comment: 'Shi you gon have to leave the group chat at that point' with a facepalm emoji, reacting to how unnecessarily cruel the dad's roast is.
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@Evil Giuseppe X (Twitter)

Shi you gon have to leave the group chat at that point 🤦‍♂️

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I just divorced him 🥴
You're like the first slice of bread in the bag: Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you

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My sister got her 4th divorce today and my dad crashing out in the family group chat

Overview

This meme consists of a screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) post paired with a family group chat screenshot. The top introductory text reads: 'My sister got her 4th divorce today and my dad crashing out in the family group chat'. The group chat has 6 members: first, the poster's sister (saved as 'Sissy' with a heart emoji) sends a message saying 'I just divorced him' paired with a playful woozy emoji. Their dad replies with a harsh, darkly humorous insult: 'You're like the first slice of bread in the bag: Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you'. Below the chat screenshot, the original X poster Evil Giuseppe adds his own comment: 'Shi you gon have to leave the group chat at that point' with a facepalm emoji, reacting to how unnecessarily cruel the dad's roast is.

Origin notes

This meme was first posted as a public tweet on X (formerly Twitter) by user @evilgiusepe (display name Evil Giuseppe). It was later reposted to Reddit's meme-focused communities, with the repost title 'No one wants her'. It gained viral popularity for its shock value and dark, brutal humor surrounding unfiltered family group chat interactions and harsh parental roasts.

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