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Always Consult the Danger Zone Chart Meme

A humorous meme featuring a circular gauge with a color gradient from green (bottom, safe) to red (top, danger). A stylized human silhouette with multiple arms points to labels on the gauge: 'REST' (green), 'PET DOG' (green), 'PET CHILDREN' (yellow-green), 'CALL TAXI' (yellow-red), and 'CALL WAITER' (red). The top right section of the gauge is highlighted in red with a bold 'DANGER ZONE' label in red and yellow text. The meme humorously presents everyday actions as a risk assessment chart, implying 'CALL WAITER' is the most dangerous activity.
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Overview

A humorous meme featuring a circular gauge with a color gradient from green (bottom, safe) to red (top, danger). A stylized human silhouette with multiple arms points to labels on the gauge: 'REST' (green), 'PET DOG' (green), 'PET CHILDREN' (yellow-green), 'CALL TAXI' (yellow-red), and 'CALL WAITER' (red). The top right section of the gauge is highlighted in red with a bold 'DANGER ZONE' label in red and yellow text. The meme humorously presents everyday actions as a risk assessment chart, implying 'CALL WAITER' is the most dangerous activity.

Origin notes

Originates from Reddit (Meme category) with the original title 'True story'. Likely created by a user using a simple graphic editor to design a satirical 'consult the chart' guide, combining a silhouette figure, color-coded gauge, and exaggerated danger zone labeling for comedic effect.

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