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When I Die, Use My Death for Personal Gain

A screenshot of a text post attributed to Cam (@CamSullivanFM) humorously granting permission for others to use their death for personal gain, even if barely acquainted. The post suggests using the death as an excuse to take a day off work by telling one's boss a good friend died, framed as a selfless and lighthearted act of generosity towards others.
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When I die, I give everyone permission to use my death for personal gain. Even if you barely know me. When I kick it, even if we’ve hardly ever talked, you go and tell your boss a good friend died and take a day for you. That one’s on me.

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A screenshot of a text post attributed to Cam (@CamSullivanFM) humorously granting permission for others to use their death for personal gain, even if barely acquainted. The post suggests using the death as an excuse to take a day off work by telling one's boss a good friend died, framed as a selfless and lighthearted act of generosity towards others.

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The image is a user-created text post originally shared on 9Gag, featuring a humorous and altruistic message about allowing others to benefit from the poster's death. It appears to be a direct screenshot of a social media-style post without additional editing or remixing elements.

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