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Lying About Flossing To Skeptical Dentist Blue Jay Meme

This is a relatable humor meme split into text and image sections. The top text shows a patient bragging about their flossing habits, saying "me: 'I floss everyday. Twice actually, once in the morning and once in th-'", cutting off mid-sentence. The next line reads "my dentist:", followed by a photograph of a blue jay bird with an extremely stern, judgmental, unamused skeptical expression, representing the dentist immediately recognizing the patient is lying about their flossing routine, a common relatable experience for people who exaggerate their oral hygiene habits during dental visits.
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me: "I floss everyday. Twice actually, once in the morning and once in th-"
my dentist:

Overview

This is a relatable humor meme split into text and image sections. The top text shows a patient bragging about their flossing habits, saying "me: 'I floss everyday. Twice actually, once in the morning and once in th-'", cutting off mid-sentence. The next line reads "my dentist:", followed by a photograph of a blue jay bird with an extremely stern, judgmental, unamused skeptical expression, representing the dentist immediately recognizing the patient is lying about their flossing routine, a common relatable experience for people who exaggerate their oral hygiene habits during dental visits.

Origin notes

The meme uses the widely circulated "judgmental blue jay" reaction photo template that has been popular on social media since the 2010s. This specific iteration was shared on the X (formerly Twitter) account @meme.jpg, as indicated by the provided source information, and distributed via RSS feed. The template is commonly used to portray figures who are unimpressed and know someone is lying to them.

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