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Pregnant McDonald's Veteran Demands Fresh Fries in DoorDash Instruction

A screenshot of a Twitter/X post by user Pat S showing their favorite DoorDash delivery instruction. The post includes a photo of a DoorDash order from McDonald's with a delivery time of 2:33 PM. The customer's instruction is highly assertive, stating they are 8 months pregnant with "peak 'no-nonsense' energy" and demanding fresh fries. They threaten to come to the restaurant personally if they receive old fries, noting they used to work there and know the process. They specifically mention manager Yolanda and employee Marcus, telling the Dasher to remind Marcus they're "pregnant AF" and don't have time for games.
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I've been a Door Dasher for a year now and today I got my favorite order 😂

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I am 8 months pregnant, so please believe when I say. I am operating at peak "no-nonsense" energy. Please tell them to make fresh fries. If they hand you old fries, let them know I will personally walk down there and make the fries myself. I used to work at this McDonald's, so I know the process. Tell Yolanda (the manager) to handle it, and if Marcus is on duty, remind him I am pregnant AF and I do NOT have time for games. Fresh fries or I'm coming down there.

Overview

A screenshot of a Twitter/X post by user Pat S showing their favorite DoorDash delivery instruction. The post includes a photo of a DoorDash order from McDonald's with a delivery time of 2:33 PM. The customer's instruction is highly assertive, stating they are 8 months pregnant with "peak 'no-nonsense' energy" and demanding fresh fries. They threaten to come to the restaurant personally if they receive old fries, noting they used to work there and know the process. They specifically mention manager Yolanda and employee Marcus, telling the Dasher to remind Marcus they're "pregnant AF" and don't have time for games.

Origin notes

This appears to be an original screenshot meme created by Twitter/X user Pat S, showing a real DoorDash delivery instruction they received while working as a Dasher. The image combines a social media post with a screenshot of the delivery app interface, likely shared to highlight the humorous assertiveness of the customer's request.

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