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The Current Gaming Situation: Gabe Newell Does Nothing And Wins

This is a sarcastic gaming meme composed of two parts: top text and an edited photograph below. The top text lists two points prefixed with greater than signs: first '> does nothing', second '> wins'. The image below is an edited photo of Gabe Newell, the co-founder and CEO of Valve Corporation, the company behind the Steam digital game store and popular franchises like Half-Life, Portal, and Dota 2. He is edited to have a fully diamond-encrusted grill over his teeth, a large diamond-encrusted luxury watch on his wrist, and a matching diamond ring on his finger, with a smug, pleased grin as he rests his chin on his hand. The joke refers to the widely held perception among gamers that Valve rarely releases new games or updates long-dormant franchises, yet continues to earn massive profits from the Steam platform, meaning Gabe Newell effectively earns huge sums of money without putting much effort into satisfying consumer demands for new content, hence 'does nothing and wins'.
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Overview

This is a sarcastic gaming meme composed of two parts: top text and an edited photograph below. The top text lists two points prefixed with greater than signs: first '> does nothing', second '> wins'. The image below is an edited photo of Gabe Newell, the co-founder and CEO of Valve Corporation, the company behind the Steam digital game store and popular franchises like Half-Life, Portal, and Dota 2. He is edited to have a fully diamond-encrusted grill over his teeth, a large diamond-encrusted luxury watch on his wrist, and a matching diamond ring on his finger, with a smug, pleased grin as he rests his chin on his hand. The joke refers to the widely held perception among gamers that Valve rarely releases new games or updates long-dormant franchises, yet continues to earn massive profits from the Steam platform, meaning Gabe Newell effectively earns huge sums of money without putting much effort into satisfying consumer demands for new content, hence 'does nothing and wins'.

Origin notes

This meme was sourced from the RSS feed of the Reddit r/Meme subreddit, where it was posted under the original title 'The current gaming situation right now'. It is a remix edit, combining a standard photograph of Gabe Newell with 'drip edit' elements (adding expensive, flashy diamond jewelry) to illustrate the joke about Valve's dominant position in the gaming market.

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