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Absurd George Washington Signed Nissan Door Handle Marketplace Listing Meme

The image is a screenshot of a satirical online secondhand marketplace listing. It displays a beige 2003 Nissan Altima driver's side door handle placed next to a measuring tape to show its length, with handwritten text reading 'George Washington' on the surface of the handle. The listing claims the door handle is signed by George Washington, priced at $0.01 with free shipping or best offer. The humor comes from the absurdly impossible premise: George Washington, the first US president, died in 1799, hundreds of years before the 2003 Nissan Altima was manufactured, so the signature is obviously fake, mocking the weird, nonsensical listings commonly found on peer-to-peer selling platforms.
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2003 Nissan Altima beige driver's side door handle-- SIGNED BY GEORGE WASHINGTON, $0.01 + Free shipping or Best Offer

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The image is a screenshot of a satirical online secondhand marketplace listing. It displays a beige 2003 Nissan Altima driver's side door handle placed next to a measuring tape to show its length, with handwritten text reading 'George Washington' on the surface of the handle. The listing claims the door handle is signed by George Washington, priced at $0.01 with free shipping or best offer. The humor comes from the absurdly impossible premise: George Washington, the first US president, died in 1799, hundreds of years before the 2003 Nissan Altima was manufactured, so the signature is obviously fake, mocking the weird, nonsensical listings commonly found on peer-to-peer selling platforms.

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This meme is a screenshot of an intentionally absurd joke listing created for comedic effect, shared publicly on the X.com (formerly Twitter) account @meme.jpg via its RSS feed, as specified in the provided source information. It circulated widely on social media as an example of the silly, humorous fake listings people post on secondhand sales platforms for entertainment.

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