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Absurd Google Autocomplete Generated Dating Profile

This image is a screenshot of a public X (formerly Twitter) post by user TechnicallyRon, showcasing a deliberately absurd dating profile the creator built entirely using Google autocomplete suggestions. The profile pairs a standard default anonymous male silhouette avatar with nonsensical, humorous answers to common dating profile fields: name is listed as 'my name is in french', age as 'my age in seconds', location as 'i live in a shed', nationality as 'i was born in the dark', and body type as 'my body is ready'. Desired partner criteria are equally chaotic, including preferences for someone who listens to sad music, has two thumbs, is addicted to alcohol, can repair cars, and believes the earth is flat. Turn-ons are listed as 'hugging and depression', while turn-offs are 'being blocked on whatsapp and being found in human form'. The humor derives from the random, unhinged nature of uncurated Google autocomplete results being repurposed as an intentionally ridiculous, unappealing dating profile.
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I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever

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Dating profile text: Name: my name is in french; Age: my age in seconds; Location: i live in a shed; Nationality: i was born in the dark; Body type: my body is ready; I am looking for: i am looking for someone to share in an adventure who enjoys listening to sad music and has two thumbs; I enjoy: i enjoy long walks on the beach i like turtles i like dogs and i like to party; My ideal partner would be: a person who is addicted to alcohol who can fix my car and who thinks the earth is flat; My turn ons are: hugging and depression; My turn offs are: being blocked on whatsapp and being found in human form

Overview

This image is a screenshot of a public X (formerly Twitter) post by user TechnicallyRon, showcasing a deliberately absurd dating profile the creator built entirely using Google autocomplete suggestions. The profile pairs a standard default anonymous male silhouette avatar with nonsensical, humorous answers to common dating profile fields: name is listed as 'my name is in french', age as 'my age in seconds', location as 'i live in a shed', nationality as 'i was born in the dark', and body type as 'my body is ready'. Desired partner criteria are equally chaotic, including preferences for someone who listens to sad music, has two thumbs, is addicted to alcohol, can repair cars, and believes the earth is flat. Turn-ons are listed as 'hugging and depression', while turn-offs are 'being blocked on whatsapp and being found in human form'. The humor derives from the random, unhinged nature of uncurated Google autocomplete results being repurposed as an intentionally ridiculous, unappealing dating profile.

Origin notes

The original content was first posted by X (formerly Twitter) user @TechnicallyRon, who created the joke dating profile by using Google autocomplete to generate all answer text. This screenshot was later reposted and circulated via the X meme account @meme.jpg, which is the source of this RSS feed content. The meme became popular for its relatable mockery of both odd autocomplete results and cringey online dating profiles.

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