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When the Hair Loss Cure Makes Stocks and Hair Go Through the Roof

A collage meme composed of three sections. The top section is a news tweet from 'Current Report' with the headline 'BREAKING: Permanent cure for male-pattern baldness,' stating Cosmo Pharmaceuticals released Phase III trial results for Clascoterone 5% solution showing a 539% increase in hair growth. The middle section displays a stock chart for Cosmo Pharmaceuticals NV (COPN) showing a 44.85% price surge to 91.40 CHF over 5 days. The bottom section features a person with an extremely large, unrealistic afro, humorously exaggerating the '539% hair growth' claim.
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News announcement of a permanent male-pattern baldness cure with 539% hair growth results and associated stock market surge

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A collage meme composed of three sections. The top section is a news tweet from 'Current Report' with the headline 'BREAKING: Permanent cure for male-pattern baldness,' stating Cosmo Pharmaceuticals released Phase III trial results for Clascoterone 5% solution showing a 539% increase in hair growth. The middle section displays a stock chart for Cosmo Pharmaceuticals NV (COPN) showing a 44.85% price surge to 91.40 CHF over 5 days. The bottom section features a person with an extremely large, unrealistic afro, humorously exaggerating the '539% hair growth' claim.

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This meme appears to be user-created, combining real-world news screenshots (likely from Twitter/X) of pharmaceutical trial results and stock data with an edited photograph of a person. The news and stock information may derive from genuine financial reports, but the bottom image is digitally altered to create a comedic visual punchline. It likely circulates on social media platforms like Twitter/X for humorous reaction to overhyped product claims.

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