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Sarcastic Joke About Never Checking Voicemails

This image is a screenshot of a verified X (formerly Twitter) post from user @robdelaney, who uses a photo of the golden burial mask of Tutankhamun as his profile picture. The post text is a sarcastic, relatable joke stating that a perfect way to hide information from the poster permanently is to leave the information as a loud, clear voicemail on his mobile phone that he carries with him everywhere, referencing the very common modern habit of almost never checking or listening to voicemail messages even when people carry their phones constantly.
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@rob delaney X (Twitter)

A good way to hide something from me forever would be to say it loudly & clearly in a voicemail you left on the phone I carry with me everywhere at all times.

Overview

This image is a screenshot of a verified X (formerly Twitter) post from user @robdelaney, who uses a photo of the golden burial mask of Tutankhamun as his profile picture. The post text is a sarcastic, relatable joke stating that a perfect way to hide information from the poster permanently is to leave the information as a loud, clear voicemail on his mobile phone that he carries with him everywhere, referencing the very common modern habit of almost never checking or listening to voicemail messages even when people carry their phones constantly.

Origin notes

The content originates from a public post made by verified comedian Rob Delaney on the X (Twitter) platform. The image is a screenshot of this post that has been circulated widely as a relatable meme about common modern communication habits. Per the provided additional information, the source type is RSS from X.com:meme.jpg.

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