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High Elves Bring Sacred Blunt Instead of a Sword

This is a 4-panel fantasy humor comic. Panel 1: A group of green-skinned, red-eyed high elves arrive, as an unseen announcer declares "IT'S THE HIGH ELVES!". Panel 2: The announcer continues "AND THEY'VE BROUGHT THEIR SACRED SWORD OF BLAZING...!", cutting off as the panel reveals the so-called sword is actually a giant lit marijuana blunt, oozing purple smoke next to a torch. Panel 3: A human knight, alarmed, yells to his allies "WARN THE OTHERS!", while the elves casually smoke the giant blunt in the background as purple smoke spreads across the area. Panel 4: The knight is now surrounded by the purple smoke, looking dazed and stoned, and revises his earlier order by saying "WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE SNACKS.". The joke relies on a pun subverting the classic fantasy "sacred blazing magical sword" trope, turning it into a blazing blunt that gets everyone high, leading to the common stoner craving for snacks.
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IT'S THE HIGH ELVES!
AND THEY'VE BROUGHT THEIR SACRED SWORD OF BLAZING...!
WARN THE OTHERS!
WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE SNACKS.

Overview

This is a 4-panel fantasy humor comic. Panel 1: A group of green-skinned, red-eyed high elves arrive, as an unseen announcer declares "IT'S THE HIGH ELVES!". Panel 2: The announcer continues "AND THEY'VE BROUGHT THEIR SACRED SWORD OF BLAZING...!", cutting off as the panel reveals the so-called sword is actually a giant lit marijuana blunt, oozing purple smoke next to a torch. Panel 3: A human knight, alarmed, yells to his allies "WARN THE OTHERS!", while the elves casually smoke the giant blunt in the background as purple smoke spreads across the area. Panel 4: The knight is now surrounded by the purple smoke, looking dazed and stoned, and revises his earlier order by saying "WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE SNACKS.". The joke relies on a pun subverting the classic fantasy "sacred blazing magical sword" trope, turning it into a blazing blunt that gets everyone high, leading to the common stoner craving for snacks.

Origin notes

This is strip number CDXX from the independent Swords webcomic, with the official webcomic website www.swordscomic.com watermarked at the bottom of the strip. It was reposted as a user-submitted shitpost on 9Gag, per the provided RSS source metadata, with the original 9Gag post title being "A fresh shitpost for you. Straight from my garden."

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