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A screenshot of a TikTok post featuring a handwritten sign in a food establishment. The sign reads: 'If your child puts his/her hand in the topping you have to Pay for the ENTIRE Container! Thank you'. Below the sign is the TikTok comments section, showing a top comment with 2.3K likes: 'The ones offended by the sign are the type of parents who have kids that smell like hot dog water' (username blurred). The image humorously critiques inconsiderate parenting through the blunt sign and sarcastic comment.
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The ones offended by the sign are the type of parents who have kids that smell like hot dog water

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If your child puts his/her hand in the topping you have to Pay for the ENTIRE Container! Thank you

Overview

A screenshot of a TikTok post featuring a handwritten sign in a food establishment. The sign reads: 'If your child puts his/her hand in the topping you have to Pay for the ENTIRE Container! Thank you'. Below the sign is the TikTok comments section, showing a top comment with 2.3K likes: 'The ones offended by the sign are the type of parents who have kids that smell like hot dog water' (username blurred). The image humorously critiques inconsiderate parenting through the blunt sign and sarcastic comment.

Origin notes

The image originated as a user-created TikTok post, capturing a real handwritten sign in a food service location. It was later reposted on 9Gag (as indicated by the additional information). The content includes the original sign and a screenshot of the TikTok comments section, with the TikTok watermark and blurred username visible in the bottom left corner.

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