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I Used To Hold The Fleshlight For My Dad Funny Shirt

This candid meme image taken in a public outdoor park shows a man standing with his back to the camera, wearing a white custom printed t-shirt with shocking humorous text. The text on the back of the shirt reads: 'U THINK U CAN HURT MY FEELINGS? I USED TO HOLD THE FLESHLIGHT FOR MY DAD'. An overlaid caption below the image says 'So real', an internet slang reaction that emphasizes how 'relatable' the absurd text is as a joke. The humor comes from the unexpected, awkward, inappropriate implication of the statement, leaning into shock value and absurdity.
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U THINK U CAN HURT MY FEELINGS? I USED TO HOLD THE FLESHLIGHT FOR MY DAD

Overview

This candid meme image taken in a public outdoor park shows a man standing with his back to the camera, wearing a white custom printed t-shirt with shocking humorous text. The text on the back of the shirt reads: 'U THINK U CAN HURT MY FEELINGS? I USED TO HOLD THE FLESHLIGHT FOR MY DAD'. An overlaid caption below the image says 'So real', an internet slang reaction that emphasizes how 'relatable' the absurd text is as a joke. The humor comes from the unexpected, awkward, inappropriate implication of the statement, leaning into shock value and absurdity.

Origin notes

This meme originates from Reddit, with the original post titled 'i guess bro 🥀' as noted. It is a candid photograph of a man wearing a novelty custom t-shirt that went viral across social media as a popular shock humor meme.

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