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This meme features a short dialogue paired with a popular reaction image. The dialogue sets up a scenario where a doctor states they need a sperm donor, and a patient asks if they can donate directly to the recipient patient, implying they want to have sexual intercourse with the recipient instead of donating via standard clinical methods. The doctor's response is represented by an image of an uncanny, low-poly 3D animated character with a wide-eyed, disturbed, disgusted expression, reacting to the patient's inappropriate suggestion.
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Doctor: we need a sperm donor.
Patient: can I donate directly to the patient?
Doctor:

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Inappropriate sperm donor joke paired with a disturbed reaction image

Overview

This meme features a short dialogue paired with a popular reaction image. The dialogue sets up a scenario where a doctor states they need a sperm donor, and a patient asks if they can donate directly to the recipient patient, implying they want to have sexual intercourse with the recipient instead of donating via standard clinical methods. The doctor's response is represented by an image of an uncanny, low-poly 3D animated character with a wide-eyed, disturbed, disgusted expression, reacting to the patient's inappropriate suggestion.

Origin notes

This meme originates from the Reddit r/Meme subreddit as indicated by the provided source information. It combines original text dialogue with a widely used pre-existing reaction image of the uncanny 3D character that is commonly circulated online to express shock, discomfort, or disgust at inappropriate or unexpected comments.

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