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Ice Cream Truck Only One Choice Meme With Clorox Joke

This meme features a scan of a classic vintage ice cream truck menu listing a wide variety of popular novelty frozen treats, including ice cream bars, sandwiches, cups, snow cones, character-themed popsicles, each marked with their respective price. The text at the top reads 'Truck pulls up, you only get one:', prompting viewers to select a single item from the list. The dark, absurd humor of the edit comes from a bottle of Clorox bleach that has been photoshopped into the bottom row of frozen treat options, incorrectly labeled as 'Blue Raspberry' flavor, presenting a deliberately deadly, undesirable option alongside the nostalgic, desirable ice cream choices.
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Truck pulls up, you only get one:

Overview

This meme features a scan of a classic vintage ice cream truck menu listing a wide variety of popular novelty frozen treats, including ice cream bars, sandwiches, cups, snow cones, character-themed popsicles, each marked with their respective price. The text at the top reads 'Truck pulls up, you only get one:', prompting viewers to select a single item from the list. The dark, absurd humor of the edit comes from a bottle of Clorox bleach that has been photoshopped into the bottom row of frozen treat options, incorrectly labeled as 'Blue Raspberry' flavor, presenting a deliberately deadly, undesirable option alongside the nostalgic, desirable ice cream choices.

Origin notes

This meme is an edited remix of a widely shared vintage ice cream truck menu, which has been a popular template for choice-based memes across social media platforms including Reddit and X (formerly Twitter) for many years. This specific edited version adding the Clorox bleach joke option was shared on X.com by the user meme.jpg, per the provided RSS source information, with a watermark for creator Mason Wildfang visible at the top left of the menu graphic.

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