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Itching is the worst

This is a 3-panel meme using screenshots from the animated series *Invincible*. The first panel shows son character Mark Grayson asking his father Nolan Grayson (Omni-Man) for fatherly advice. In the second panel, Omni-Man gives crude grooming advice about shaving pubic hair to make genitalia appear larger. The third panel delivers the punchline as Omni-Man adds that shaving pubic hair too short will result in intense itching, referencing the common uncomfortable experience of regrowing shaved pubic hair, which aligns with the meme's title framing itching as the worst negative outcome of this grooming choice.
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Got any fatherly advice for me?
Shave your dick to make it look bigger
but if you shave your balls too short it will itch

Overview

This is a 3-panel meme using screenshots from the animated series Invincible. The first panel shows son character Mark Grayson asking his father Nolan Grayson (Omni-Man) for fatherly advice. In the second panel, Omni-Man gives crude grooming advice about shaving pubic hair to make genitalia appear larger. The third panel delivers the punchline as Omni-Man adds that shaving pubic hair too short will result in intense itching, referencing the common uncomfortable experience of regrowing shaved pubic hair, which aligns with the meme's title framing itching as the worst negative outcome of this grooming choice.

Origin notes

This meme is a remix of the widely used 'Omni-Man fatherly advice' template that originates from the Amazon Prime animated series Invincible. It was shared on the Reddit Meme subreddit, per the provided source information, using the established template structure to deliver a relatable, crude joke about common personal grooming annoyances.

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