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A meme featuring a black-and-white portrait of a young person with two braids, wearing a patterned dress with a white collar. The top text reads 'OLD ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED IN 34 STATES' and the bottom text reads 'NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR DISCORD', highlighting the irony of varying age requirements for significant life events versus online platform access.
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OLD ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED IN 34 STATES NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR DISCORD

Overview

A meme featuring a black-and-white portrait of a young person with two braids, wearing a patterned dress with a white collar. The top text reads 'OLD ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED IN 34 STATES' and the bottom text reads 'NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR DISCORD', highlighting the irony of varying age requirements for significant life events versus online platform access.

Origin notes

The meme originates from Reddit, specifically the Meme community. It appears to be created by adding text overlay to an existing photograph, likely using an image editing tool like Imgflip (as indicated by the 'imgflip.com' watermark). The content comments on the perceived absurdity of age restrictions differing between legal marriage and social media platforms.

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