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A screenshot meme featuring two sequential Twitter/X posts. The first post, by Emily (@aethosia), presents a serious view: 'if you're not dating to marry, then you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in.' The second post, by Meredith Jacqueline (@themeredith), responds with a blunt, humorous counterpoint: 'i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily.' The meme humorously contrasts traditional vs. casual dating motivations.
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Emily
if you're not dating to marry, then you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in
Meredith Jacqueline
i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily

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Humorous exchange between two users regarding contrasting dating motivations

Overview

A screenshot meme featuring two sequential Twitter/X posts. The first post, by Emily (@aethosia), presents a serious view: 'if you're not dating to marry, then you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in.' The second post, by Meredith Jacqueline (@themeredith), responds with a blunt, humorous counterpoint: 'i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily.' The meme humorously contrasts traditional vs. casual dating motivations.

Origin notes

The image originates from 9Gag, featuring a screenshot of two original Twitter/X posts. It is likely a user-created repost combining the two tweets to highlight the comedic contrast in dating philosophies. The original tweets appear unaltered from their source material.

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