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There's a New Language in Town: Epsteinian

A black-and-white stick figure comic featuring two characters. The first character, with a gesturing hand, has a speech bubble containing blacked-out text. The second character responds with 'dude i don't speak epsteinian,' creating a pun on a fictional 'Epsteinian' language, likely referencing Jeffrey Epstein and implying the blacked-out text is secret or incriminating information presented as a new language.
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First Stick Figure
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Second Stick Figure
dude i don't speak epsteinian

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A stick figure comic where one character presents blacked-out text, and the other jokes about not speaking 'Epsteinian'

Overview

A black-and-white stick figure comic featuring two characters. The first character, with a gesturing hand, has a speech bubble containing blacked-out text. The second character responds with 'dude i don't speak epsteinian,' creating a pun on a fictional 'Epsteinian' language, likely referencing Jeffrey Epstein and implying the blacked-out text is secret or incriminating information presented as a new language.

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The meme originates from Reddit's Meme community, created by a user using simple digital drawing tools. It is not derived from an original scene or work, making it a user-generated original meme.

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