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Neymar Avoided Prison After Laptop Accidentally Recorded To Clear False Rape Accusation

This graphic features a primary photograph of famous professional footballer Neymar Jr. dressed in a formal dark suit, adjusting his tie with a tattooed hand, with a serious expression. A circular inset on the upper right shows a photo of Brazilian model Najila Trindade, who made false rape accusations against Neymar, holding a phone to her ear. Bold text at the bottom of the image states that Neymar would have been imprisoned if his laptop had not accidentally recorded the incident in question, which ultimately cleared him of all the accusations made against him.
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NEYMAR WOULD HAVE BEEN IN PRISON IF HIS LAPTOP WASN’T ACCIDENTLY RECORDING

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This graphic features a primary photograph of famous professional footballer Neymar Jr. dressed in a formal dark suit, adjusting his tie with a tattooed hand, with a serious expression. A circular inset on the upper right shows a photo of Brazilian model Najila Trindade, who made false rape accusations against Neymar, holding a phone to her ear. Bold text at the bottom of the image states that Neymar would have been imprisoned if his laptop had not accidentally recorded the incident in question, which ultimately cleared him of all the accusations made against him.

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This content originates from an RSS feed of 9Gag, a popular global social media and entertainment platform focused on memes, viral content, and light news. It references the widely reported 2019 sexual assault allegation made against Neymar by Najila Trindade, which was formally dismissed by authorities after evidence including the recording from Neymar's laptop disproved the claims.

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