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THINK, FLY. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER ALL THIS PISS

This is a two-panel crude humor meme. The top panel shows a satellite floating in outer space, with the main satellite body labeled "My Penis" and a stream of material discharging downward from it labeled "My piss", using the satellite as a metaphor for a person urinating. The bottom panel features the character Omni-Man from the animated series *Invincible*, flying forward with an angry, confrontational expression. Text overlaid on Omni-Man reads "Fly hovering around the toilet bowl", with large bold text at the bottom of the panel reading "YOU WOULDN'T DARE." The joke references the common annoying experience of flies lingering near toilet bowls while people are using the bathroom, personifying the fly as the aggressively confrontational Omni-Man daring the person to urinate while it is nearby.
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My Penis
My piss
Fly hovering around the toilet bowl
YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

Overview

This is a two-panel crude humor meme. The top panel shows a satellite floating in outer space, with the main satellite body labeled "My Penis" and a stream of material discharging downward from it labeled "My piss", using the satellite as a metaphor for a person urinating. The bottom panel features the character Omni-Man from the animated series Invincible, flying forward with an angry, confrontational expression. Text overlaid on Omni-Man reads "Fly hovering around the toilet bowl", with large bold text at the bottom of the panel reading "YOU WOULDN'T DARE." The joke references the common annoying experience of flies lingering near toilet bowls while people are using the bathroom, personifying the fly as the aggressively confrontational Omni-Man daring the person to urinate while it is nearby.

Origin notes

This meme is a derivative remix of the widely popular "You Wouldn't Dare" Omni-Man meme template, which originates from a confrontation scene in the Invincible animated series. It was shared as user-created content to the r/Meme subreddit on Reddit, as confirmed by the provided RSS source metadata. The edit repurposes the original aggressive Omni-Man scene to pair it with a crude, relatable bathroom joke.

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