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Orion Leaves 3-Star Review For His New Belt

This is a 4-panel webcomic meme featuring a cartoon depiction of the Greek mythological figure Orion, for whom the famous Orion constellation is named. In the first panel, an off-screen voice tells Orion sitting on a couch that he has received a package. In the second panel, Orion excitedly opens the package and exclaims that it is his new belt. In the third panel, he wears the belt with a disappointed expression, stating it is not as good as he expected. In the fourth panel, he uses his phone to leave a 3-star review for the product. The core joke is a clever pun referencing the Orion's Belt asterism, a set of three bright stars that are the most recognizable feature of the Orion constellation.
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Dialogue

Hey, Orion, you've got a package
Oh, my new belt!
Not as good as I expected
Three stars

Overview

This is a 4-panel webcomic meme featuring a cartoon depiction of the Greek mythological figure Orion, for whom the famous Orion constellation is named. In the first panel, an off-screen voice tells Orion sitting on a couch that he has received a package. In the second panel, Orion excitedly opens the package and exclaims that it is his new belt. In the third panel, he wears the belt with a disappointed expression, stating it is not as good as he expected. In the fourth panel, he uses his phone to leave a 3-star review for the product. The core joke is a clever pun referencing the Orion's Belt asterism, a set of three bright stars that are the most recognizable feature of the Orion constellation.

Origin notes

This meme is sourced from the X.com (formerly Twitter) account @meme.jpg, as specified in the provided RSS source information. It is an original 4-panel webcomic meme that combines a relatable joke about underwhelming online shopping experiences with a niche astronomy and mythology pun, and has been circulated on social media platforms.

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