Poor Guy: Stabbed And Unserious Police Show Up

This is a screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) reply post. The caption above three side-by-side photos reads 'You just got stabbed by a boat person and these show up / bro never had a fucking chance'. The three photos show women in Australian police uniforms making silly, unserious, amused expressions instead of professional, concerned reactions appropriate for a stabbing emergency. The joke leans into the absurdity of these unprofessional looking officers arriving to help the victim, implying the victim would receive no useful assistance and never stood a chance of getting proper help.

The content was originally posted as a public tweet on X (Twitter) by user @thatjerkme on May 29, 2026, as indicated by the timestamp on the post. It was later reposted as an entertainment meme on the platform 9Gag under the original title 'Poor guy', distributed via 9Gag's RSS feed. The three images of the female police officers are taken from a previously circulated set of office photos of individuals in police uniform, which were edited into this tweet to create the comedic premise.