Maybe try for MIT?

No it doesn't affect my baby

This is a two-part dark humor meme. The top panel shows a visibly pregnant woman holding a glass of red wine in one hand and a cigarette in the other, with overlaid text reading 'No it doesn't affect my baby'. The lower section shows a social media post from a user named Nancy, who proudly states 'My son is only in 10th grade and look what he invented!! Harvard here we come!', paired with images of an extremely unsafe makeshift cable holder: a metal toaster heating element is plugged directly into the lower slots of a wall electrical outlet, holding up a charging cable plugged into the socket above it. The joke relies on an implied causal link: the mother's reckless behavior during pregnancy led to her son having severely impaired judgment, making his 'invention' dangerous and idiotic, so the idea of him getting into Harvard is absurd, with the title sarcastically suggesting he might get into MIT instead as a tongue-in-cheek joke.

This meme was sourced from an RSS feed of Reddit meme communities. It is a combined remix of two popular existing meme formats: the 'irresponsible pregnant woman dismissing harm to her fetus' trope, and the 'oblivious proud parent sharing their child's obviously stupid or dangerous creation' format. It circulated widely on Reddit meme subreddits before being captured in this RSS feed entry.