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Choosing to Protect Pedophiles Over Victims Button Meme

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows two red buttons on a control panel. The left button is labeled 'Protecting the victims' and the right button is labeled 'Protecting the pedophiles'. A white-gloved hand is shown reaching toward the 'Protecting the pedophiles' button. The bottom panel shows a person wearing a red shirt with their face obscured by a black rectangle, suggesting their identity is being hidden.
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Protecting the victims / Protecting the pedophiles

Overview

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows two red buttons on a control panel. The left button is labeled 'Protecting the victims' and the right button is labeled 'Protecting the pedophiles'. A white-gloved hand is shown reaching toward the 'Protecting the pedophiles' button. The bottom panel shows a person wearing a red shirt with their face obscured by a black rectangle, suggesting their identity is being hidden.

Origin notes

This meme appears to be a social commentary created for Reddit, as indicated by the source information. It uses a common meme format of presenting a choice between two options, with the implication that someone (possibly an institution or authority figure) is making the morally wrong choice. The obscured face in the bottom panel could represent either the person making this choice or a victim whose identity is being protected.

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