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People think I keep their secrets vs me with short memory

This meme uses a handshake scene from the US sitcom *The Office*. The smiling older man in a suit, labeled "People thinking I keep their secrets", is shaking hands with a younger long-haired man in office wear, labeled "Me who has short memory". The humorous joke lies in the irony: others trust the person to safeguard their private information, but the person actually has such poor short-term memory that they forget the secrets immediately after hearing them, inadvertently keeping the secrets without even trying.
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People thinking I keep their secrets
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Overview

This meme uses a handshake scene from the US sitcom The Office. The smiling older man in a suit, labeled "People thinking I keep their secrets", is shaking hands with a younger long-haired man in office wear, labeled "Me who has short memory". The humorous joke lies in the irony: others trust the person to safeguard their private information, but the person actually has such poor short-term memory that they forget the secrets immediately after hearing them, inadvertently keeping the secrets without even trying.

Origin notes

This is an edited version of the widely used Ed Truck and young Michael Scott handshake meme template originating from The Office (US). This specific iteration was shared on X.com (formerly Twitter) by the account WholesomeMeme, distributed via RSS feed.

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