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Client Takes Lawyer's Deny Everything Advice Too Literally Shrek Meme

The meme is structured as a text setup followed by a reaction image. The text lays out a silly scenario: Police tell the narrator to sit on a chair for questioning, the narrator's lawyer whispers an instruction to deny everything, so the narrator immediately follows this advice by pointing out 'Hey that isn't a chair!', taking the lawyer's direction far too literally. The final line 'My lawyer:' is followed by a screenshot of Shrek half-submerged in mud, wearing an awkward forced grin that perfectly expresses the lawyer's disbelief, frustration, and embarrassment at his client's foolish choice of what to deny.
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Dialogue

Police: Please sit down on that chair, we have a couple questions to ask you.
My lawyer: *whispers to me* Deny everything.
Me: Hey that isn't a chair!
My lawyer:

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A comedic scenario about a client taking their lawyer's instruction to deny everything extremely literally, followed by a reaction image of Shrek

Overview

The meme is structured as a text setup followed by a reaction image. The text lays out a silly scenario: Police tell the narrator to sit on a chair for questioning, the narrator's lawyer whispers an instruction to deny everything, so the narrator immediately follows this advice by pointing out 'Hey that isn't a chair!', taking the lawyer's direction far too literally. The final line 'My lawyer:' is followed by a screenshot of Shrek half-submerged in mud, wearing an awkward forced grin that perfectly expresses the lawyer's disbelief, frustration, and embarrassment at his client's foolish choice of what to deny.

Origin notes

This meme is sourced from an RSS feed of the X.com (formerly Twitter) account @meme.jpg. It uses a popular reaction screenshot from the Shrek animated movie franchise paired with original joke text, a common meme format that is widely circulated across social media platforms including X, Reddit, TikTok, and Instagram.

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