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What If Slugs Are Just Divorced Snails

This is an absurd silly joke meme that features a photo of a regular shelled snail and a shell-less slug against a plain white background, paired with humorous text. The joke poses the ridiculous question: what if slugs (which are biologically similar to snails but lack shells) are just snails that got divorced. The slug is quoted responding: 'Yea, Michelle took the house...', playing on the common post-divorce trope where one partner retains the shared family home, framing the snail's shell as its house.
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What if slugs are just divorced snails
"Yea, Michelle took the house..."

Overview

This is an absurd silly joke meme that features a photo of a regular shelled snail and a shell-less slug against a plain white background, paired with humorous text. The joke poses the ridiculous question: what if slugs (which are biologically similar to snails but lack shells) are just snails that got divorced. The slug is quoted responding: 'Yea, Michelle took the house...', playing on the common post-divorce trope where one partner retains the shared family home, framing the snail's shell as its house.

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This is a viral absurd humor meme originally posted to Reddit, with the original poster's title being 'I thought they are naked snails'. It has circulated widely across social media as a popular silly internet joke.

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