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A meme featuring a person in a leather jacket with a serious expression, standing against a black background. The top text reads 'YOU HAVE A CHOICE HERE, WHICH IS IT?' Below the person, two options are presented in red and blue text: the left (red) option states 'BEING ABLE TO SMOKE ANY SUBSTANCE INCLUDING NICOTINE AND TOBACCO WITH NO ADVERSE HEALTH EFFECTS' and the right (blue) option states 'BEING ABLE TO EAT ANY FOOD INCLUDING SUGAR AND JUNK FOODS WITH NO ADVERSE HEALTH EFFECTS'. The bottom of the image includes the watermark 'imgflip.com'.
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BEING ABLE TO SMOKE ANY SUBSTANCE INCLUDING NICOTINE AND TOBACCO WITH NO ADVERSE HEALTH EFFECTS
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BEING ABLE TO EAT ANY FOOD INCLUDING SUGAR AND JUNK FOODS WITH NO ADVERSE HEALTH EFFECTS

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YOU HAVE A CHOICE HERE, WHICH IS IT?

Overview

A meme featuring a person in a leather jacket with a serious expression, standing against a black background. The top text reads 'YOU HAVE A CHOICE HERE, WHICH IS IT?' Below the person, two options are presented in red and blue text: the left (red) option states 'BEING ABLE TO SMOKE ANY SUBSTANCE INCLUDING NICOTINE AND TOBACCO WITH NO ADVERSE HEALTH EFFECTS' and the right (blue) option states 'BEING ABLE TO EAT ANY FOOD INCLUDING SUGAR AND JUNK FOODS WITH NO ADVERSE HEALTH EFFECTS'. The bottom of the image includes the watermark 'imgflip.com'.

Origin notes

This meme originates from the Reddit Meme community and was created using the Imgflip meme generator, as indicated by the 'imgflip.com' watermark. It follows a common decision-based meme format, presenting users with a hypothetical choice between two indulgences without health consequences.

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