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Spider-Man's Controversial Hot Take: Shape Over Size

This meme depicts a real-life person cosplaying as Marvel's Spider-Man, standing in a formal presentation setting in front of a projection screen. The screen displays the bold, provocative text: **Ass shape is more important than ass size**. The humor arises from the absurdity of a beloved superhero character delivering such a silly, divisive hot take. The accompanying top comment from the 9Gag post captures the relatable feeling of being conflicted by the statement, as the commenter finds themselves arguing with both sides of the point, frustrated by how compelling yet absurd the take is.
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@Guest user 9Gag

Why you got to go say something so controversial? Now you got me arguing with myself both sides of the point What an Asshole

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Ass shape is more important than ass size

Overview

This meme depicts a real-life person cosplaying as Marvel's Spider-Man, standing in a formal presentation setting in front of a projection screen. The screen displays the bold, provocative text: Ass shape is more important than ass size. The humor arises from the absurdity of a beloved superhero character delivering such a silly, divisive hot take. The accompanying top comment from the 9Gag post captures the relatable feeling of being conflicted by the statement, as the commenter finds themselves arguing with both sides of the point, frustrated by how compelling yet absurd the take is.

Origin notes

This meme originates from the social media platform 9Gag, as specified in the provided additional information. It is a user-created meme consisting of a photograph of a Spider-Man cosplayer in a presentation setup, with the controversial text added to the projection screen. The original post's title/top comment expresses the viewer's conflicted reaction to the hot take, which is part of the meme's viral appeal. There is no indication of it being a remix or repost of an earlier meme; it is an original creation using cosplay and text overlay.

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