Tag: alcohol humor

This is a 6-panel edited meme. Panel 1: A uniformed police officer standing outside a car asks the driver, 'Sir, what's in the bottle?'. Panel 2: The driver is revealed to be Smudge the famous white meme cat, holding a bottle covered in a brown paper bag, replying 'It's just water.'. Panel 3: The officer responds, 'Let me see that.'. Panel 4: The officer takes the bottle and drinks from it. Panel 5: The officer reacts, stating 'This is wine.'. Panel 6: The cat looks completely unbothered and smug, saying 'Praise lord. Jesus has done it again.'. The joke leans into the well-known biblical story of Jesus turning water into wine, using it as an absurd, silly excuse for the cat lying about the bottle containing alcohol instead of water, leaning into Smudge's signature deadpan expression.

Smudge Cat Uses Jesus Water To Wine Excuse For Alcohol With Police

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This meme features top text explaining a flawed humorous logic: the poster is looking at their gym instructor after realizing each beer has ~2 grams of protein, so they think drinking 50 beers will let them hit their 100 gram daily protein goal. Below the text is a reaction image of Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby from the TV series Peaky Blinders, leaning smugly on a bar counter, with a photoshopped frothy mug of beer added to the counter next to him. The joke lies in the absurdly bad logic of prioritizing drinking excessive amounts of alcohol to hit a fitness nutrition goal, intentionally ignoring all the other negative health consequences of drinking 50 beers, as a funny relatable joke for people who struggle with sticking to strict gym nutrition plans.

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This is a two-panel humorous meme. The top panel shows a man in a black t-shirt and grey Nike baseball cap holding a baby in a front baby carrier, pretending to kiss the baby's head while holding a bottle of Crown Royal whiskey, with the header text 'Never Look Like An Alcoholic Again' implying he appears to be an innocent parent carrying his child. The bottom panel is a close-up reveal that the baby is actually a modified doll, with a hidden drinking cup built into its chest, and someone is pouring whiskey into this hidden cup. The joke is the absurd, satirical 'life hack' of disguising alcohol as a baby you are carrying to avoid appearing like you are drinking in public.

Never Look Like An Alcoholic Again Baby Disguise Meme

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