Tag: excuses

This is a screenshot of a public post from the X (formerly Twitter) platform, posted by user @roastmalone_ (display name 'stoned cold fox'). The post text reads 'due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late', which is a humorous, self-aware subversion of the common formal excuse for lateness that typically cites 'unforeseen circumstances outside of one's control'. The joke openly admits that the upcoming lateness is entirely the poster's own fault, caused by choices they made intentionally or through poor planning. It has become popular as a relatable, lighthearted way to inform others of upcoming lateness without making up fake excuses.

Relatable Lateness Excuse Tweet Meme

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A meme consisting of three main sections: top text reading 'He has no legs, climbs everest', a central image of a real human mountain climber ascending a snowy slope with ice axe and crampons (visibly having legs, creating irony), bottom text 'What's your excuse?', and a lower section with a circular portrait of a man labeled 'Xavier' accompanied by the text 'His legs won't hurt, Mine will'. The humor arises from the irony of the climber having legs despite the top text, and Xavier's sarcastic excuse contrasting with the supposed 'no legs' achievement.

No Legs, Climbs Everest: What's Your Excuse?

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The image features a chat interface with two text bubbles above a photo of a cat. The blue bubble reads, 'I'm gonna be late for work today. My cat doesn't want to get out of bed. Sorry,' and the gray bubble replies, 'Are you serious?' Below the chat is a photo of a gray tabby cat lying on a white bed, looking directly at the camera with a calm expression. The meme humorously presents the cat as a relatable, lighthearted excuse for workplace lateness, combining everyday pet behavior with a fictional chat scenario.

My Cat Won't Get Out of Bed, So I'm Late for Work

The image features a chat int…