Tag: existential joke

This is a two-panel humorous meme. The top section features text reading 'if you had a time machine what would you go back and fix? me:'. The first panel shows a paleoart illustration of Tiktaalik, an extinct prehistoric transitional species between aquatic fish and land-dwelling tetrapods, crawling onto a sandy shore from shallow water, with a stick pointed toward it. The second panel shows a human hand using the stick to nudge Tiktaalik back into the water as the punchline: the meme creator humorously implies they would prevent the evolution of all land-dwelling life to avoid the inconveniences and suffering of modern human existence.

Push Tiktaalik Back Into Water Time Machine Meme

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This is a screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) tweet featuring an absurdist humorous joke. The first two lines of text are an overly dramatic existential statement from the tweet poster: "I don't want to DIE, I want to BE DEAD. why is that so hard to grasp?" The punchline follows, revealing that this dramatic line is being said to a Domino's pizza delivery worker who is only asking the customer to sign for their order so they can leave. The humor derives from the unexpected, jarring contrast between the heavy, high-stakes existential sentiment and the low-stakes, mundane context of receiving a food delivery.

Dramatic existential line joke with Domino's delivery worker

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Absurd response to friend being named after their father

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