Tag: greentext

McDonald's Worker Makes McBlowjob Pun And Gets Rejected

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This meme is a screenshot of an anonymous 4chan post featuring a still of Riri Williams / Ironheart, a character from the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). The post uses greentext formatting to list a series of widely panned, contradictory writing choices for the character: she is established to be supposedly smarter than Tony Stark, but proceeds to bite an electric wire, sell her soul to obtain magic powers, and then use those new powers to steal. The original poster asks 'What did the writers mean by this?', followed by a sarcastic punchline reply that reads '>smoke detector beeps', implying the character's nonsensical choices and poor writing are so absurd they would set off a smoke detector, or that the content is of very low quality.

Who even watched that shit?

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This image is a screenshot of a 4chan anonymous greentext post, paired with a small Wojak-style illustration of the poster as a young boy at the top left. The post tells a heartfelt personal story: when the poster was 12 years old, he wanted to build a $800 gaming PC with his father, as he only had a laptop that could barely run Minecraft. His father told him the cost was too high at the time, and gave him $50 for his birthday to start saving for the PC. A few months later, the poster came home from school to find a fully built gaming PC in his room, with all the parts from his list plus an upgraded GPU, gifted as a late birthday present. Years later when the poster was 20, he found his father's old research notes while cleaning the garage: his dad had saved for 4 months, worked weekend overtime, taught himself how to build a PC from YouTube tutorials and forum posts, and never told the poster about the effort he put into the gift. The poster notes he still owns the PC and will never sell it.

Dad Surprises Son With Custom Gaming PC Wholesome Greentext Story

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This meme pairs a side-by-side before-and-after photo set of a residential lawn with a 4chan-style greentext story. The left 'Before' photo shows a sparse, patchy, yellowish lawn, while the right 'After 1 Year' photo shows a much denser, lush bright green lawn, with a close-up inset highlighting the clover growing in the grass. The greentext recounts the author first writing off a conspiracy theory that seed companies intentionally stopped mixing clover into grass seed products to force consumers to purchase more fertilizer and lawn sprinklers, then having an unexpected realization when they visit a park and find all regular grass is yellow and dried out, while only clover patches remain vibrant green even with no shade coverage. The meme ends with the author's shocked, profane reaction to this confirmation of the previously dismissed theory.

A field of clovers sounds delightful.

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The Man, The Myth, The Perpetual Trial

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This meme opens with an anonymous 4chan-style post giving the common dating advice 'Just meet girls at college bro', followed by a photograph of a crowded university lecture hall filled with primarily female students sitting at desks using laptops while a professor lectures at the front of the room. Below the photo is a classic 4chan greentext list where an anonymous user shares his frustrating experience trying to meet women in his college class: he states his class is 70% women, but no students ever interact with each other, everyone leaves immediately after the lecture in complete silence, any attempt he makes to start a conversation is met with annoyed reactions, and when he tried talking to a nerdy female classmate with anime stickers on her laptop, she reacted negatively, put on headphones, and left class right away. The meme jokes about the widespread modern sentiment that young people are increasingly socially withdrawn, making traditional casual dating and peer connection in settings like college far more difficult than older generations claim, supporting the core idea that this generation may struggle to find romantic partners and end up alone.

This generation will die alone: Trying to meet girls in college fails

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This meme combines a 4chan-style greentext narrative with a close-up reaction image of a wide-eyed shocked cat. The greentext describes a common frustrating experience with ride-sharing apps: a user first checks the price of an Uber or Lyft ride and sees it costs $12. They go to get ready to leave by putting on their shoes and grabbing their keys, then check the price again just to confirm, only to find the price has jumped dramatically to $30 due to surge pricing. The cat's stunned wide-eyed expression perfectly captures the user's shocked and annoyed reaction to the unexpected price hike.

Waited 15 minutes to let the price go down again

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