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This image is a screenshot of a private messaging chat exchange. An unknown message sender first asks the recipient Ashley, 'Single mom of 2 huh?'. Ashley confirms this, replying 'Yes. :) but it only makes me stronger.' The sender then responds with a suggestive, absurd pickup line: 'Wanna make it single mother of 3? Imagine the gainz'. The joke relies on a pun using the gym slang term 'gainz' (referring to muscle/strength gains), twisting Ashley's comment about growing stronger from raising her children to imply getting her pregnant with a third child would give her even more 'strength gainz', while also being a crass romantic advance.

Imagine the gainz cringe pickup line

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This image is a screenshot of a three-part SMS text conversation. First, the sender of the blue messages uses a corny, playful pickup line roleplaying as a police officer, stating the recipient needs a license for being excessively cute and asking to see their registration, paired with police car and siren emojis. The recipient, sending grey messages, plays along with the bit, apologizing to the 'officer' and saying they left their purse at home so they do not have their license or registration, accompanied by a crying emoji. The punchline comes when the first sender responds with multiple lines of 'POW' text interspersed with explosion emojis, followed by the word '*Reload*', implying they are shooting the recipient for not having the required documents, turning the lighthearted flirting bit into an absurd dark joke.

She shouldn't have left her purse at home

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This cute wholesome meme features a real Shiba Inu dog resting its head on a flat surface with one paw propped up, looking softly at the viewer. The image has a decorative background with pink heart outlines and sparkling effects, and includes text that delivers a corny geometry pun pickup line: "if u were a triangle / u would be acute one :)" The pun uses the geometry term "acute triangle" (a triangle with all angles smaller than 90 degrees) which sounds identical to "a cute one", making it a cheesy, wholesome romantic joke.

Cheesy Acute Triangle Pickup Line Shiba Meme

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