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Take a Shit Before Leaving the House Meme

An illustration meme depicting two characters inside a bus or train. The left character appears sad and slumped with the text 'Didn't take a shit before leaving the house' above them, while the right character is happy and upright with the text 'Took a shit before leaving the house' above them. The background features a mountain landscape and a tunnel labeled 'CAXTAS DA EXPRESSÃO'. The illustrator's signature 'GENIUDO' is visible at the bottom right corner. The meme humorously contrasts the emotional states of someone who forgot vs. remembered to use the bathroom before traveling.
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Didn't take a shit before leaving the house
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Took a shit before leaving the house

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A humorous comparison of two scenarios: remembering vs. forgetting to use the bathroom before traveling

Overview

An illustration meme depicting two characters inside a bus or train. The left character appears sad and slumped with the text 'Didn't take a shit before leaving the house' above them, while the right character is happy and upright with the text 'Took a shit before leaving the house' above them. The background features a mountain landscape and a tunnel labeled 'CAXTAS DA EXPRESSÃO'. The illustrator's signature 'GENIUDO' is visible at the bottom right corner. The meme humorously contrasts the emotional states of someone who forgot vs. remembered to use the bathroom before traveling.

Origin notes

The meme originates from the platform 9Gag, as specified in the additional information. It is an original user-created illustration, likely produced using digital illustration software, with the creator signing 'GENIUDO' at the bottom right. The content is a standalone joke without evidence of being a remix or edited from another source, designed to humorously highlight a common relatable experience.

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