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Awkward Suggestive Pork Loin Order Butcher Joke

This is a screenshot of a public X (formerly Twitter) post from user Johnnio Frittatio. It contains a short two-line dialogue joke based on double entendre: the narrator says to a butcher "Give me your tenderest of loins", a phrasing that can be interpreted both as a request for the pork tenderloin cut of meat, and as an inappropriate sexual advance referencing a person's intimate groin area. The butcher responds awkwardly, asking the narrator not to phrase their order that way, confirming the suggestive innuendo was noticed and is uncomfortable for them.
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Dialogue

Me: Give me your tenderest of loins.
Butcher: That's not... Please don't order it that way.

Overview

This is a screenshot of a public X (formerly Twitter) post from user Johnnio Frittatio. It contains a short two-line dialogue joke based on double entendre: the narrator says to a butcher "Give me your tenderest of loins", a phrasing that can be interpreted both as a request for the pork tenderloin cut of meat, and as an inappropriate sexual advance referencing a person's intimate groin area. The butcher responds awkwardly, asking the narrator not to phrase their order that way, confirming the suggestive innuendo was noticed and is uncomfortable for them.

Origin notes

This meme originated as an original text joke post on X (Twitter) from user @JohnnyFrittata. It was reposted via an RSS feed from X.com user meme.jpg, and circulated widely online as a popular awkward humor meme focused on suggestive wording mishaps (or intentional jokes) in everyday consumer interactions.

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