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Breaking News: The Onion On The Verge Of Collapse

This is a satirical meme featuring the official logo of the American satirical news publication The Onion, with a joke breaking news headline. The headline jokes that The Onion, which is famous for creating absurd, made-up satirical fake news stories, is on the brink of collapse because it can no longer invent a story more idiotic and absurd than actual real current reality. This is a meta, humorous commentary on how increasingly absurd real world events have become, surpassing even the most outlandish satire from The Onion.
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Breaking News: The Onion on the verge of collapse after not being able to make up shit that is more idiotic than current reality.

Overview

This is a satirical meme featuring the official logo of the American satirical news publication The Onion, with a joke breaking news headline. The headline jokes that The Onion, which is famous for creating absurd, made-up satirical fake news stories, is on the brink of collapse because it can no longer invent a story more idiotic and absurd than actual real current reality. This is a meta, humorous commentary on how increasingly absurd real world events have become, surpassing even the most outlandish satire from The Onion.

Origin notes

This viral meme has been widely circulated across social media platforms, and this specific repost comes from 9Gag as noted. It is not an actual article published by The Onion itself, but an independent user-created joke that plays on The Onion's well-known identity as a satirical fake news outlet.

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