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Twitter Conversation: Asking for a Pervert and Getting Insulted

A screenshot of a Twitter/X conversation between users hannah (@eyehat esex) and Kyrekos (@RedbullRacist) dated September 2, 2024. The conversation begins with hannah posting 'I want a pervert,' which receives a response from Kyrekos: 'Professional gooner right here.' Hannah replies 'Ew. no,' leading Kyrekos to retort with the insult: 'Then don't ask for something you don't want, retarded foid.' The screenshot includes engagement metrics such as likes, retweets, and views for each tweet, with the final tweet from Kyrekos showing 16K views.
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hannah @eyehat esex
I want a pervert
Kyrekos @RedbullRacist
Professional gooner right here.
hannah @eyehat esex
Ew. no
Kyrekos @RedbullRacist
Then don't ask for something you don't want, retarded foid.

Overview

A screenshot of a Twitter/X conversation between users hannah (@eyehat esex) and Kyrekos (@RedbullRacist) dated September 2, 2024. The conversation begins with hannah posting 'I want a pervert,' which receives a response from Kyrekos: 'Professional gooner right here.' Hannah replies 'Ew. no,' leading Kyrekos to retort with the insult: 'Then don't ask for something you don't want, retarded foid.' The screenshot includes engagement metrics such as likes, retweets, and views for each tweet, with the final tweet from Kyrekos showing 16K views.

Origin notes

The image is an unedited screenshot of a real conversation from the social media platform Twitter/X (now X). It captures original tweets posted by users hannah (@eyehat esex) and Kyrekos (@RedbullRacist) on September 2, 2024. The interface elements, including usernames, timestamps, engagement metrics, and the 'Follow' button, are characteristic of Twitter/X's design. No visible watermarks or editing marks are present, indicating the screenshot is directly taken from the platform.

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